Stop wiping.
Start fresh.
A twist-up balm you swipe on your rear, like deodorant — so cleanup after you go takes a single wipe.
Clean Slate is a pocket-sized barrier stick for men. No mess. No shower. No compromises.
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A deodorant stick. For your other end.
Clean Slate is a twist-up barrier balm. Swipe it on and it leaves a thin, breathable film. When you go, toilet paper glides instead of dragging — so cleanup takes a single wipe.
Same form factor as a travel deodorant. Fits in your pocket, gym bag, or dopp kit. No mess. No scented cover-up. No one needs to know.
Apply it in the morning as part of your routine, or right before you go. Designed to hold up through a normal day.
Three seconds. That's it.
Twist.
Just like a deodorant stick. The solid balm softens instantly on contact with skin.
Swipe.
One pass over your rear deposits a thin, invisible barrier film. Dries non-greasy in about 30 seconds.
One wipe, done.
When nature calls, cleanup is one wipe, not ten.
Half a roll. Or one wipe.
Wet wipes can't be flushed. Bidets stay at home. Clean Slate goes in your pocket.
The problem. The fix. In 20 seconds.
A problem every man knows. Nobody talks about.
"The bathroom shouldn't be the hardest part of your day."
"I find it just doesn't get clean enough until I shower."
"I used to avoid public bathrooms entirely. I'd hold it all day and plan my schedule around being near my own bathroom."
"Two wipes and you're done — that's what my mom told me. I spent 20 years wishing there was a better way."
Designed to disappear into your day.
Designed for the hardest cleanup days.
One-Wipe Goal
Our design goal is simple: what used to take half a roll should take a single pass. Real-world testing is what decides if it ships.
Odor Control, Not Perfume
Zinc ricinoleate is included to help control odor at the source — so we can ship a fragrance-free formula instead of a scented cover-up.
Gentle-Ingredient Formula
No alcohol, no fragrance, no parabens. We'll publish the full ingredient list before launch so you can check it yourself.
Built for a Normal Day
Designed to hold up through your routine — not hours of endurance claims. We'll publish final test results with launch.
A real product, in real testing. Here's exactly where we are.
You should be asking. Here's what we can honestly say today, and what we'll publish before launch.
Is this real?
Yes. Founded by a physician who built this for his own problem — keep scrolling for his story. Clean Slate is in formulation with a contract lab that manufactures balms for well-known skincare brands. Currently in real-world testing — not launched yet.
Is this safe?
The formula uses ingredients already common in skincare and baby care (dimethicone, zinc ricinoleate). No fragrance, alcohol, or parabens. Full ingredient list will be published before launch. Always patch-test new products.
Will it actually work?
That's the question we're testing right now. We're not making "lasts all day" or "survives anything" promises until the data is in. If it doesn't meet our own standard, we won't ship it.
- Full ingredient list
- Wear-time test results
- Patch-test data
Why I built Clean Slate.
A thin silicone balm you swipe on in the morning, like deodorant.
I'm a physician. This product exists because of a small problem I run into every single day.
Long hospital shifts mean rushed bathroom breaks, and the paper you get in most hospitals and offices is thin and abrasive. Over a 12-hour day, that adds up — a bit of friction, a bit of irritation, and the feeling that you never quite got clean.
It's one of those tiny daily things nobody really talks about. But once I started talking about it, it turned out almost every guy I knew was dealing with some version of it.
There had to be a better way than wiping harder.
Clean Slate is the product I wished already existed. When the moment comes, paper glides instead of dragging. One wipe, not a roll — and your day stays comfortable.
I'm building it for me first. If any of this sounds familiar, you're not alone. I'm building it for us.
Everything you need to know.
Clean Slate is a solid barrier balm for men — think deodorant stick, applied to your rear — that makes cleanup after the bathroom take one wipe.
What exactly is Clean Slate?
Clean Slate is a twist-up barrier balm designed for men. You apply it before your day starts, like deodorant. The dimethicone-based balm leaves a thin film so toilet paper glides — and cleanup later takes a single wipe.
Where exactly do I apply it?
On clean, dry skin around your rear — the same area toilet paper has to clean. Twist up, swipe once or twice, done. It dries non-greasy in about 30 seconds and looks (and smells) like nothing.
Why a balm instead of wipes or a bidet?
Wipes clog plumbing, irritate skin with repeated use, and you have to carry them. A bidet is great — at home. Clean Slate is the one-wipe option that works in a gas station bathroom, a gym, or a plane: applied once in the morning, nothing to carry but a pocket-sized stick, nothing to install.
How do I use it?
Twist up. Swipe once over your rear. Go about your day. Apply in the morning or right before you go — cleanup afterward is one wipe.
How does it work?
Dimethicone is a silicone used in many skincare products and diaper balms. It sits on the skin surface and lets toilet paper move over it cleanly instead of catching. One swipe, one wipe, done.
How long does it last?
Clean Slate is designed to hold up through a typical daily routine. We're running real-world testing right now and we'll publish the final numbers with the launch — we'd rather under-promise than over-promise.
What's in it?
The formula is built around dimethicone plus zinc ricinoleate for odor control. No alcohol, no fragrance, no parabens. We'll publish the full ingredient list before launch. As with any new product, patch-test first.
Is it safe?
Every ingredient in the formula is commonly used in consumer skincare. That said, we're not positioning Clean Slate as a medical device. If you have a skin condition or concerns, check with your doctor first.
Who is Clean Slate for?
Any guy who's ever needed half a roll — especially if you use public or office bathrooms, travel, hit the gym, or just don't want to plan your day around a shower.
Can I travel with it?
Yes. The travel-size stick is about the size of a large lip balm. It's TSA-friendly, fits in your pocket or gym bag, and looks like a normal grooming product.
When will it be available?
We're finalizing the formula and lining up production. Join the waitlist to get notified the moment it launches — waitlist members get first access and early-bird pricing. We ship when real-world testing hits our one-wipe standard — waitlist members hear the date first.
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The first 1,000 founders get one free at launch — first come, first served. Drop your email and we'll send you The Bathroom Survival Guide for Men right now — plus we'll lock in your free Clean Slate the moment we ship.
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