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The first perianal barrier stick for men. Apply in seconds. Clean up in one wipe. Carry it anywhere.

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The Problem Nobody Talks About

A universal problem men don't talk about

"It's like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet."

"I find it just doesn't get clean enough until I shower. Might be the hairy ass."

— Reddit, r/AskMen

"I used to never poop in public because there are no showers. I'd hold it all day and plan my entire schedule around being near my own bathroom."

— Reddit, r/TooAfraidToAsk

"I need my butthole coated with some sort of oleophobic substance so I wouldn't have to wipe anymore."

— X (viral, 48K likes)

"Two wipes and you're done — that's what my mom told me. I spent 20 years living with skid marks and planning my poops around showers."

— MEL Magazine interview

"Wiping a hairy butt with dry toilet paper is like scraping peanut butter through a carpet. In a public restroom, you're stuck."

— Men's grooming forum

"Before going to the toilet I apply Vaseline outside & inside the anus. My stool gets out very smoothly. Is it safe long-term?"

— Medical Q&A forum
The Solution

A deodorant stick. For your other end.

Clean Slate is a twist-up barrier stick that creates a thin, invisible, hydrophobic film around the perianal area. Fecal matter doesn't stick. One wipe and you're done. Toilet paper actually works.

Same form factor as a travel deodorant. Fits in your pocket, gym bag, or dopp kit. No mess. No smell. No one needs to know.

Apply in the morning as part of your routine, or right before you go. The barrier lasts 8–12 hours and survives 1–2 bowel movements.

How It Works

Three seconds. That's it.

1

Twist Up

Just like a deodorant stick. The solid balm softens instantly on contact with skin.

2

Swipe Once

One quick pass deposits a thin barrier film. Dries to a non-greasy finish in 30 seconds.

3

Go About Your Day

When nature calls, cleanup is one-and-done. The barrier repels what toilet paper can't handle alone.

Why It Works

Engineered for the hairiest situations.

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Hydrophobic Barrier

Medical-grade dimethicone creates a water-repellent film that prevents fecal matter from adhering to skin and hair.

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One-Wipe Clean

What used to take half a roll now takes a single pass. Toilet paper actually does its job.

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Odor Neutralizing

Zinc ricinoleate traps odor molecules at the source — no fragrance masking, no perfume smell.

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Skin-Safe Formula

No alcohol. No fragrance. No parabens. Dermatologist-grade ingredients safe for your most sensitive area.

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All-Day Protection

One application lasts 8–12 hours. Survives workouts, commutes, and everything in between.

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Pocket-Sized

Travel stick is the size of a chapstick's bigger brother. Carry it anywhere without anyone noticing.

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We're finalizing the formula and lining up production. Join the waitlist and we'll let you know the moment Clean Slate is ready — plus early-bird pricing.

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